Welcome to Your Wacky Horoscope, a weekly Saturday blog where you can read your horoscope through wacky themes by someone who is not magically or unmagically qualified to make up give horoscopes. (That's me :)) All you have to do is choose your sign.
Spaghetti |
Macaroni |
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Fusilli |
Farfelle |
Personality: You are a flexible and adventurous person. You love exploring new places and ideas and are often the first person to volunteer in class. Life sometimes doesn't go as planned but that's okay because you like going with the flow. And since spaghetti is such a classic in romance movies, dare I say that you are also quite a romantic.
Your Horoscope: There's a chance you might be able to complete a goal that you have previously not been able to reach. Maybe you will finally be able to convince your parents to buy a pet or finally complete that pesky wizard card collection. You've taken the chance before, might as well try again.
Personality: You are a fun family person who values close social relationships. People often describe you as warm and kind which might also be why you are often seen as the "parent" among your friends. You like taking care the needs of everyone before yours. If everyone close to you are happy, then you are happy too.
Your Horoscope: A new start will begin in your life soon. This can be the discovery of a new hobby or the beginning of a new relationship. Relish the feeling of a new beginning but don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it.
Personality: You are a creative person who loves thinking outside the box. During projects and assignments, you tend to shine among your peers with your unique take on things which can either be positive or negative. The spiral of this pasta also reveals that your motive behind this creativity is to add some fun into your life. Writing is one of your favorite hobbies.
Your Horoscope: If you find yourself in a difficult situation in the near future, you might already have the solution. Perhaps you're second guessing yourself on a test question when you should be going with your gut. Or maybe don't go with your gut. I don't know. I'm just predicting your future here.
Personality: You are a goofy fun-loving person who loves cracking jokes whenever you can. You are often seen as a comedic (or a troublemaker depending on whose opinon). Sitting still is something you would do anything to get out of. Even if there are those who may not think too highly of your antics, you got to admit, those jokes take some intelligence to create.
Your Horoscope: Be cautious of who you're targeting with your next joke or prank as there is a strong chance that they will be insulted. Exam week can be stressful and some may not take your jokes as well as they would normally. I know I sound like a mom right now. In the end, it's up to you on how you wish to take this.
Feel free to comment or owl wacky horoscope themes that you would like to see! Remember: no traditional horoscopes (ie. astrology, tarot) & should have 2-5 possible signs. Good luck on exams!
This blog post has been written by: Crystella Desurra |
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