Pamper Me Smelly!

 

Most everyone loves a good relaxing bath time session; A little R&R time to yourself with some cozy bathtub bubbles, relaxing music, and maybe even a face mask and cucumbers! To some, this time to themselves is almost sacred and certainly a time away from outside influence… which is exactly why this is the perfect opportunity for some pranking!

So, it’s time to prepare a little selfcare kit for that special someone. In this case, special someone refers to anyone who’s gotten on your bad side. Professor, boss, snotty kid two seats behind you, parents that won’t let you go to a friends party, ex-lover… the list goes on but you get the point!

There are a plethora of magical pranking devices within our wonderful community, here are just a few must-haves to include in this “gift” but please feel free to add anymore that you might see fitting.

First off, frog-spawn soap is obviously a given.You’d be surprised how delightful the manufacturers have been able to make this soap appear, I myself have even fallen victim to some wonderful smelling lavender bars. Add a few of these badboys to your care package and your gift receiver is sure to have an interesting night!

The next wonderful item to include is one a bit more rare, and it may take some searching to find this antique as I haven’t seen it in shops since the days Potter himself attended Hogwarts, the comb-a-chameleon! This item is perhaps my favorite as it is so unassuming and simple that nobody could suspect.

The comb may look like your average everyday hair maintenance tool, but it actually changes the user's hair color to a bright hot pink. My theory is that it holds up against the colovaria charm, but I haven’t quite been daring enough to try this on myself!

There are just two more essentials left to discuss, one being Dr. Filibuster’s Fabulous Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks (Try saying that five times fast!). These amazing fireworks, as their name suggests, can fire up even in the wettest of conditions… including a bath! Set these lovelies up somewhere relatively hidden inside the bathing area and wait for the magic to happen, I guarantee you it will be anything but relaxing!

The last and final piece is a bit more difficult to pull off, and may be optional if you’re not particularly handy: regurgitating toilets. If you happen to have access to the user's bathroom for an extended amount of time prior to gifting them their box full of self care pranks, I highly recommend installing one of these! To spare you readers the gross details, I’ll just let the name explain itself.
 

Now, let’s put all the pieces together and set the scene: After receiving a thoughtful gift with all sorts of selfcare goodies, that bossy kid two seats back from you goes to use the restroom only to find there is something horribly wrong with the plumbing! After having been upchucked on by a toilet, they seek refuge in the tub where using a nice new bar of scented soap proves to be a big mistake.

Now there are toads jumping all over them! Then, just about the time they manage to slip and slide, fighting their way out of a toad-filled tub…. POW! Fireworks explode everywhere in the bathroom, creating a brilliant show of colors and a screaming, smelly, toad covered victim. As an aftermath treat, once they’ve escaped and cleaned properly, they’ll surely go for the comb to calm their tangled hair only to discover it is a cotton candy pink atop their head.

Mission Accomplished.

 

 

This blog post has been written by

Casper Storm