Harry Puns Around

Issue #01

 

written by
Nina Hayes
Hello and welcome to the Social Media Teams newest creation aka this blog aka 'Harry Puns Around'.

Now I'm sure this doesn't need much of an introduction, the title does rather jump to the point after all...! But nevertheless we decided some light fun and laughter might just be in order and so welcome to our collection of hopefully funny and enjoyable Harry Potter Jokes and Puns!

So stick around, give it a read and if you have any suggestions for our next issue why not owl them to Nina Hayes or leave them in the comments for others to enjoy now!

We hope you all enjoy!

 
 
How does Harry Potter enter a room?

Well he slytherins in of course xD

 
 
Why don’t ghosts attend Hogwarts?

Because they have too much school spirit.

 
 
Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher?

Because he can’t control his pupils.

 
 
Why did the broomstick apply for a job?

It wanted to sweep away the competition.

 
 
How do you know if someone’s a true Harry Potter fan?

Don’t worry, they’ll Siriusly tell you.

 
 
How can you tell which Hogwarts House Prongs was in?

True to his form, he was a Gryffin-deer.


Thank you for reading this weeks blog post! We would love to hear your thoughts, and commentors might even receive some special prizes...!

We shall see you all next week with our next Article 'Book Club - Honestly, don't you read!'. Where we might just be talking about our collective favourite book series; Harry Potter!

But until then have a great week - the SoMe Team!
 

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