Autumn Meme Show
Part Two
 written by Zadie Bramen |
Welcome to part two of our very special Autumn Meme Show! Last week we caught up with special guest star Skif Bor, who enlightened us all with his unqiue and interesting perspectives. However we are always up for a change and so this week, 2nd year Hogwarts student; Zadie Bramen, will be chatting with the school poltergist about his thoughts on the Autumn Meme show. Peeves might just be the perfect candidate for this interview, what with his funny loving, prankster spirit and all. So what are you waiting for? Pull up a chair and enjoy. |
Zadie Bramen
Good day Mister Peeves, and may i just say how grateful I am that you agreed to join me today! I do apologise for the secrecy, but as I am sure you of all people can understand, an element of surprise can be very useful indeed!
Good day Mister Peeves, and may i just say how grateful I am that you agreed to join me today! I do apologise for the secrecy, but as I am sure you of all people can understand, an element of surprise can be very useful indeed!
Peeves
Well yes, I suppose I do have to admit I wouldn't have nearly half as much fun if the students always knew when I was planning to prank them! But pray tell, what is it I am doing here today?
Well yes, I suppose I do have to admit I wouldn't have nearly half as much fun if the students always knew when I was planning to prank them! But pray tell, what is it I am doing here today?
Zadie Bramen
Oh yes of course! I am sorry, I invited you here today to discuss Autumn Memes with me! You know, like Anna Rains and Skif Bor did last week?
Oh yes of course! I am sorry, I invited you here today to discuss Autumn Memes with me! You know, like Anna Rains and Skif Bor did last week?
Peeves
Right... well yes I do know what you are speaking of. So, shall we begin then?
Right... well yes I do know what you are speaking of. So, shall we begin then?
Our first Meme appears, featuring a sad looking ghost staring wistfully out of a window.
Zadie Bramen
I like this meme, though I do prefer nice warm weather. What, say you Mister Peeves?
I like this meme, though I do prefer nice warm weather. What, say you Mister Peeves?
Peeves
chuckles softly to himself. Ah yes, that was much like me in my youth, forever wishing for the seasons to change. More ghosts are around in Autumn you see, which means more conversations for me.
chuckles softly to himself. Ah yes, that was much like me in my youth, forever wishing for the seasons to change. More ghosts are around in Autumn you see, which means more conversations for me.
Our second Meme appears, featuring a small dog looking at a pile of leaves.
Zadie Bramen
Ooh such a cute dog! I just love jumping in leaves in the Autumn, isn't it simply the best activity?
Ooh such a cute dog! I just love jumping in leaves in the Autumn, isn't it simply the best activity?
Peeves
Well I can't say I do much jumping, but swirling around in the leaves is quite amusing. Especially when I get to blow them at people.
Well I can't say I do much jumping, but swirling around in the leaves is quite amusing. Especially when I get to blow them at people.
Our third Meme pops into view, featuring three old and upset looking witches.
Zadie Bramen
I don't think I would want to be getting on their bad side! Good thing I like Autumn!
I don't think I would want to be getting on their bad side! Good thing I like Autumn!
Peeves
Oh this one is priceless! I had forgot about that fashion trend, oh to be back then teasing them all mercilessly. Though you are quite right, getting on their bad side was always a regretable experience.
Oh this one is priceless! I had forgot about that fashion trend, oh to be back then teasing them all mercilessly. Though you are quite right, getting on their bad side was always a regretable experience.
Our fourth Meme floats up, featuring a branch of Autumn leaves.
Zadie Bramen
This is funny! It's a pun of a muggle song, do you get it?
This is funny! It's a pun of a muggle song, do you get it?
Peeves
Jokes are always more amusing when one does not have it explained to them... But I admit I am unfamiliar with any muggle music. I suppose leaves do make a kind of rustling sound in the autumn though.
Jokes are always more amusing when one does not have it explained to them... But I admit I am unfamiliar with any muggle music. I suppose leaves do make a kind of rustling sound in the autumn though.
Our fifth Meme snaps into view, featuring six trees in varying shades of the seasons.
Zadie Bramen
This one is kind of sweet, it almost looks like the trees are blushing! Aren't Autumn trees so pretty.
This one is kind of sweet, it almost looks like the trees are blushing! Aren't Autumn trees so pretty.
Peeves
Oh yes, I do see what you mean! I don't think I can use the word adorable without ruining my reputation, but if I could.
Oh yes, I do see what you mean! I don't think I can use the word adorable without ruining my reputation, but if I could.
Our sixth and final Meme appears, featuring a jack-o'-lattern at the beach.
Zadie Bramen
I can't believe the Autumn season is already coming to an end! It might be a little too cold to chill out in the Lake though...
I can't believe the Autumn season is already coming to an end! It might be a little too cold to chill out in the Lake though...
Peeves
Child.. I don't think you are suppose to follow the instructions of a 'meme'. But you are right the lake is much to cold.
Child.. I don't think you are suppose to follow the instructions of a 'meme'. But you are right the lake is much to cold.
Thank you Peeves for joining us today, I am sure I speak for everyone when I say we enjoyed hearing your thoughts and opinions on these memes.