Welcome to Your Wacky Horoscope, a new weekly Saturday blog where you can read your horoscope through wacky themes by someone who is not magically or unmagically qualified to make up give horoscopes. (That's me :)) All you have to do is choose your sign.

The "Pointed Side First"s

Personality: You like sticking to tradition and gravitate towards the familiar. 82% of pizza eaters in the world eat from the tip first. Did I just make that up? Yes. Maybe. But the point is, you like sticking to the unspoken rules in society and prioritize unity and harmony over potential conflicts on something simple as how to eat a pizza slice. Trying new things is not in your comfort zone. You know what you like and it works so why bother changing it?

Your Horoscope: Your conventional ways are going to bring you success in the near future but a balance between tradition and the new is required. This may be acing an exam by tweaking your study habits or a positive step in a relationship by trying something new. Experiment with your habits or routine and you might find that the new change will bring you closer to your goal.

The "Crust First"s

Personality: You like being different and standing apart from the rest of the crowd. Innovation and creativity are not foreign to you. You are often a trendsetter by trying something new that others may not be comfortable doing at first and in effect, may also have the impression of you being a rebel. Maybe you like the crust more than the pizza itself and a little rule like how you should eat a pizza is not going to stop you from getting what you really want. Or maybe you are just curious on what it's like to eat from the crust first. I mean, why not?

Your Horoscope: An unforeseeable but positive change in your life will occur in the near future. The change may be a new career opportunity or meeting a new friend. While you are invigorated by the positive transition in your life, make sure to understand that others may not feel ready to move on with you just yet and be patient with them.

The "Fork and Knife"s

Personality: You like everything to be neat and orderly and you often hold yourself to the same standard. Eating pizza with your hands can be really messy and you would rather not have the greasy feel on your fingers. Organization is key in your life in both your tidy living space and your habit to plan things ahead. You are often seen as sophisticated and well-mannered. People tend to get along with you. You are also a very patient person and like to savor every moment in your life like you do with your pizza.

Your Horoscope: Something out of the ordinary or disorderly will throw itself into your methodical life. This can be an assignment that you don't feel up for the task or a wild festival/event that you have to attend. Patience is essential throughout the process so I guess it's a really good thing that you are a patient person.

"The Fold"s

Personality: You like taking charge of situations and are often seen by others as intellligent or someone with ingenuity. Why should you eat a pizza slice flat when folding it in half is so much more efficient? Your need to take charge and habit to search for the most efficient ways stems from your inherently busy life. Sometimes you find that you just don't have the time to stop and really taste the flavors in the pizza slice. But even with the lack of time, you are able to think quickly on your feet and easily adapt to rapid changes in your life.

Your Horoscope: Your need for efficiency may cause you to miss an important step for your life in the near future. In an effort to cut out unnecessary things, you might accidentally cut out something that is positive like an outing that can lead to a new hobby or a conversation that can bring your relationship to the next step. Slow down and take a minute to consider if there's an opportunity you might be missing.