Welcome to Your Wacky Horoscope, a weekly Saturday blog where you can read your horoscope through wacky themes by someone who is not magically or unmagically qualified to make up give horoscopes. (That's me :)) All you have to do is choose your sign.

The Vanillas

Personality: You are a simple person who just loves the classic. Vanilla is the foundation for all ice cream flavors. Something that you can trust to fall back on just like you. You tend to be quiet and simplistic but when things get tough and the people you care about need someone to rely on, you are always there for them.

Your Horoscope: A challenge will present itself on something important to you. This could be a question you didn't expect on an assignment or an unhappy disagreement with a friend. Stay strong and don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it.

The Chocolates

Personality: You are a loyal and charming person. Like the richness in chocolate, you like having some complexity in your life to make things more interesting. Sometimes this need for flair makes you come across as dramatic and even as a bit of a romantic. Either way, you have an uncanny ability to turn something boring into something fun.

Your Horoscope: Good news! Something interesting is going to happen soon. It could be in your love life or perhaps in a class. Make sure not to come off too strong with excitement though. You don't want to scare it away.

The Strawberries

Personality: You are a sweet and cheerful person. Much like the fruitiness in strawberries, you tend to be bright and lively which also seem to draw eyes when you enter a room. If someone needs some cheering up, you are always there to brighten their day by your vibrant personality.

Your Horoscope: Take care of your surroundings as something unusual may happen in the near future. I can't seem to make out if the event will be positive or negative but it's safe to say that keeping a watchful eye out will benefit you.